BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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