I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
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