My pussy is not your playground.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
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that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
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My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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