to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
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