You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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