They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
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Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
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Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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