5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
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It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
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My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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