Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
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I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
How's work?
Spinning.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
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Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
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