When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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