He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
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