What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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