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(586): View more from Michigan

A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women

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(440): View more from Ohio

It looked like if robin williams had a vagina

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(810): View more from Michigan

ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth

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(404): View more from Georgia

I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!

(1-404): View more from Georgia

what drugs are you on?

(404): View more from Georgia

none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later

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(732): View more from New Jersey

she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back

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(808): View more from Hawaii

for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering

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(817): View more from Texas

The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.

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