Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
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I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
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Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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