quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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