I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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