They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
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