what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize
