Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
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did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
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Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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