So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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