i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
barbara walters just said penis...
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
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My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
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the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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