If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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