you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
no more duck duck goose at the bar
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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