all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
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Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
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You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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