Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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