doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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