Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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