you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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