How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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