The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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