In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
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The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
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I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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