I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
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when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
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so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
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Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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