I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Last time i carry you out of a forest
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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