I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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