Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
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Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
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I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
My feet surprised me
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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