I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Randomize
