i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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