I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
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I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
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Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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