I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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