I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
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i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
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No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
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I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
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