Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
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Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
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Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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