During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
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wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
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He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
She made me pour olive oil on her.