well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
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