Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
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Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
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Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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