i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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