i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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