I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
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I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
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Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
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