seriously i just wanna be friends
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I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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