I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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