3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
it glows. i had to have it.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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