I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Randomize
