I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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