can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
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Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
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I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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