...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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