ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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