if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
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She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
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Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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