I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
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They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
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Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
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