He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
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