I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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